I Can Explain Everything: Confessions of a Pet Capybara

Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world's largest rodents, but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age.This isn't "How to Capybara" anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, don't look here! I can tell you what's in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz!

ISBN:	9780999397602
Publisher:	Bratty Capybara Press
Imprint:	Bratty Capybara Press
Published date:	16 Oct 2017
Language:	English
Number of pages:	202
Weight:	306g
Height:	230mm
Width:	150mm
Spine width:	12mm

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