My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree.A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?'I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.'I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences.I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.'I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
ISBN: | 9780099557661 |
Publisher: | Random House |
Imprint: | Arrow Books |
Published date: | 09 Oct 2014 |
DEWEY: | 828.91402 |
DEWEY edition: | 23 |
Language: | English |
Weight: | 450g |
Height: | 198mm |
Width: | 139mm |
Spine width: | 22mm |